Spanish Got Dirty

I'd never laughed so hard in a Spanish class before today.

Girl (yes--the same funny "Girl"): "How do you say 'to shave your legs'?"
Girl 2: "You shave every day?"
Girl: "I shave EVERYTHING."

Instructor: "What is [Paco or some other Spanish name she made up for this question] doing?"
Class (in Spanish): "Taking a shower."
Instructor: "Bien. And what is in his hand?"
[Class hesitates]
Girl: "WHAT?!?!!!"
*The answer was "soap," by the way. lol

This one page in our textbook has drawings of people doing various things while getting ready to leave in the morning and sleep at night, and one of the female cartoon's eyes looked awful. I guess the artist was trying to make her look tired, but she looked as if she had a black eye. I'll post a picture of it so you can see. When the teacher asked us what the female cartoon does at night, someone automatically said, "She gets into fights." So hilarious. I think you just had to be there.

This blog is turning into my online GHAD (Get Happy Already, Dammit!) book. Maybe I'll move some of the things from my actual GHAD book to this site. A GHAD book, by the way, is pretty much a book that makes you happy when you're in a bad mood. Mine's full of inside jokes, friends' food preferences (yes...I do pay attention to this lol), pictures, old notes from friends, etc.