Thursday, March 18, 2010

Community Channel

She's hilarious. Watch THIS vlog (video blog) about the Google street view man.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Glee Quotes From "The Rhodes Not Taken"

Emma: "Kurt? I'm a woman who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol."
Kurt: "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy." *barf*

(She has really big eyes...and he was drunk)

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Kurt: "Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant."
Artie: "That doesn't explain all the crying."
Tina: "M-maybe she just doesn't like the group?"
Puck: "Are you all THAT stupid? Seriously, I bet you thought Burt and Ernie were just roommates."

So Cute!

.:Preschool:.

Friday, 3/12/10

Maybe this isn't as cute to you as it was to me, but J. was sitting with Mrs. L. yesterday during recess, and he sat down next to her on the grass and said, "Mrs. L>>>, can I tell you something?" in the sweetest little innocent voice. I have a picture, but I don't have the kid's parents' permission or Mrs. L's. :P

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

A Chuck Quote!

Watch this clip from Chuck.

Hannah (Kristin Kreuk's character): "Any idea what she's doin' here? Other than making you jealous with that ridiculously good-looking date of hers."
Chuck: "Ridiculously good. Him? Him? Meh. Yeah...if you're into the strong kind of Superman-y type of a guy."

What's funny about that? The guy who plays Chuck's ex's "ridiculously good-looking date," Brandon Routh, actually played Superman in the most recent Superman movie (Superman Returns). Also, Kristin Kreuk played Lana, Clark Kent's love interest on the TV show Smallville, which is about Clark Kent's life before he became identified as Superman.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

One of My Favorite Smallville Quotes

Bart (guest actor/character): "I want a lawyer."
Lex: "And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds."

Michael Rosenbaum, who played Lex Luthor in Smallville, talks about this line in this video toward the beginning (He talks about how the writers wrote it and took it out and then MR fought to keep it in the script).

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Funny Responses

.:@ the Preschool:.

Me: "You think so?"
O. (5-yr-old): "I know so."

He actually said it in a respectful way.

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Me: "I had a marshmallow milkshake!"
A.: "Ohoho!"

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I love how easy it is to get a lot of kids excited about...anything. All you do is change the tone of your voice. For example:

Me: "Guess what I have in my lunch today?"
Kids: "What?"
Me: "A sandwich with peanut butter, jelly, and APPLES!"
Kids: "Whooaaa!!" (It was more like "whoa," "oh," and laughter put together. It's hard to explain).

They also got pretty excited when I told them about riding on a subway in New York (I told them that this train goes underground and above buildings...and they were amazed).