I Like My Spanish Class

[Girl walks into class at 8am]
Girl: "Yo early yo."

Girl: "Crap!"
Profesora: "How do you say 'crap' in Spanish?"
Girl: "Crapo."

Girl: "I've taken Spanish 12 times."
[Class laughs]
Girl: "Okay...maybe not 12. Six."

Girl: "How do you say, 'to rollerblade' [or something like that; I can't remember]? Isn't it something like 'montar a montaña'?"

"Girl" is always the same person.