Oops! I mean--

Hilarious when people say things they don't mean and end up being unintentionally offensive.

Example 1:
Brother: "I made that one mistake and I felt so bad...but I tried so hard!"
Me: "Nooobody cares."
[I was responding to the first part about him making one mistake]

Example 2:
Me: "If anyone wants some entertainment, be confused, or feel better about themselves, all they have to do is talk to me."
Blake: "Yep."