Mommies, Trash Cans, Food, Death, & Attachment

Wow. The kids made me smile and laugh A LOT today, but I don't think I'll be able to remember everything. Here are the few things that I do remember:

L.: "I miss my mommy."
** She's been saying this every day this week...and luckily she's gotten better at not
crying. ::sigh::
Me: "I miss my mommy too."
** I was trying out a new strategy because two out of my three consolation attempts had
failed. **
S (I think): "You have a mommy?"

Haha! This time I was able to hold back my laughter and give her a serious answer: "Yes I do. I have a mommy and a daddy."

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The preschoolers were talking about putting things in different places, and then one of them mentioned putting me somewhere, but I didn't hear where, so the following conversation ensued:

**paraphrasing because I can't remember exactly what was said exactly in which order (they all tend to talk or shout at me at the same time)**
Me: "Where are you gonna put me, J---?"
J. (getting slightly embarrassed): "In the lake with your swim suit on."
** I'm glad she had the decency to allow me a swim suit **
Me: "V---, where did you say you'd put me?"
V.: "In my lunch pail."
A.: "We're gonna put Miss ---- in the trash can."
Me (acting sad but then smiling): "In the trash can? That's not nice."
A: "People don't go in the trash."
**I had told them this before**

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Me (handing each kid a wipey to clean their hands after recess): "You guys are gonna eat something cool. Something yummy."
V (or someone...): "We're gonna eat something cool and yummy!!"
*This made me happy because I hadn't expected them to really pay attention to what I
was saying.

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Avery: "When you turn 99, your skin peels and then you die. And then you go to the cemetery and then you're a ghost."

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K: "Sit right here."

He always says that to me unless I sit right next to him.

Today, I said, "I'm sitting right here."
K: "Why you sit there?"

Sometimes he says, "Sit with me!" with an English-learner accent (so cute). He uses a deep, monster-ish voice (I really don't know how else to explain it...raspy?) sometimes that also cracks me up. Aaand sometimes he gets kinda shy, smiley, and giggly around me. I think he became attached to me because he knows I look kinda like him (as far as looking Asian goes) and I seem goofy and soft-spoken (not that he doesn't love his other teachers!!). He used to call me "sister," but then he stopped. I was worried at first after he learned that I would sit next to him during carpet time when he misbehaved because I thought he might misbehave on purpose to get my attention. So cute. I'm flattered. :P

I wish it were safe and appropriate to post pictures and videos of these kids. ::sigh::