Random Quotes

So that I can clear out some of my Facebook profile quotes:

Blake H: "Do you guys have loud farts?"

Kurtis (after I had jokingly told him that I had left a potato on the counter because it was our new pet): "I feel like 'Fred' is a good name for a potato."

Nicole: "Music and food don't taste the same."
--> She was trying to say that once you fall for a guy, food and music just aren't the same anymore.

"One reported feeling orgasm in the phantom foot as well as the genitals--and enjoyed it intensely (Ramachandran & Blakeslee, 1998)."
-- p. 144 of Biological Psychology (10th Edition) - Kalat

"Sexual motivation was unaffected, although damage to the cerebellum presumably would have made copulation awkward."
-- Research in Psychology: Methods and Design (4th Edition)

"People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is that they have the power. You want to see a miracle? Be the miracle."
-- God (from Bruce Almighty)

Student: "Now that you have your degree, what are you going to apply your psychology to?"
Natalie Portman: "Messing with people."

C: "We should drink but have a sleepover so we don't have to worry about driving."
J: "Yeah. And then we can get wasted."
C: "Julie!"
J: "Moderately!"
C: "I don't think it's possible to be moderately wasted."
*Part of the funniness of this is that J is the last person you'd expect to say something like that. haha!

Corrie: "I think sex is hilarious."
Blake H: "I love it!"
[We were both talking about sex as a topic]