Teacher (reading a book showing a picture of a pig to the class): "Do you guys have curly tails?"
Class (Calmly): "Noooo."
Avery (standing up and lifting his arms excitedly): "We have BUTTS!"
ROFL! Usually we're not supposed to let the kids say potty words, but I let this one go because he meant it in a clean, honest way, and the other teacher didn't say anything (I don't even know if she noticed).
Honestly, Avery is one of the cutest and most hilarious and talkative kids I've ever met.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
J. is Funny
Had two experiences with J. at the preschool today:
1--
Me (pointing at her painting): "Is this a sun?"
J: "Yeah."
Me: "What about this?"
J: "That's a rainbow."
Me: "Ohh. How pretty! What about this one? What is that?"
J: "Those are germs."
LOL I'd never heard of a kid drawing germs before.
2--
Me (picking up a plastic doll): "Oh! This is a girl."
J: "Yeah. It looks like a boy, and it's dirty, but it's a girl."
She made it sound like because it was dirty, it was a boy, but she could have meant that it's a boy and it's hard to tell that it's a girl because it's dirty. Either way, she made me laugh.
1--
Me (pointing at her painting): "Is this a sun?"
J: "Yeah."
Me: "What about this?"
J: "That's a rainbow."
Me: "Ohh. How pretty! What about this one? What is that?"
J: "Those are germs."
LOL I'd never heard of a kid drawing germs before.
2--
Me (picking up a plastic doll): "Oh! This is a girl."
J: "Yeah. It looks like a boy, and it's dirty, but it's a girl."
She made it sound like because it was dirty, it was a boy, but she could have meant that it's a boy and it's hard to tell that it's a girl because it's dirty. Either way, she made me laugh.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Random Quotes
So that I can clear out some of my Facebook profile quotes:
Blake H: "Do you guys have loud farts?"
Kurtis (after I had jokingly told him that I had left a potato on the counter because it was our new pet): "I feel like 'Fred' is a good name for a potato."
Nicole: "Music and food don't taste the same."
--> She was trying to say that once you fall for a guy, food and music just aren't the same anymore.
"One reported feeling orgasm in the phantom foot as well as the genitals--and enjoyed it intensely (Ramachandran & Blakeslee, 1998)."
-- p. 144 of Biological Psychology (10th Edition) - Kalat
"Sexual motivation was unaffected, although damage to the cerebellum presumably would have made copulation awkward."
-- Research in Psychology: Methods and Design (4th Edition)
"People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is that they have the power. You want to see a miracle? Be the miracle."
-- God (from Bruce Almighty)
Student: "Now that you have your degree, what are you going to apply your psychology to?"
Natalie Portman: "Messing with people."
C: "We should drink but have a sleepover so we don't have to worry about driving."
J: "Yeah. And then we can get wasted."
C: "Julie!"
J: "Moderately!"
C: "I don't think it's possible to be moderately wasted."
*Part of the funniness of this is that J is the last person you'd expect to say something like that. haha!
Corrie: "I think sex is hilarious."
Blake H: "I love it!"
[We were both talking about sex as a topic]
Blake H: "Do you guys have loud farts?"
Kurtis (after I had jokingly told him that I had left a potato on the counter because it was our new pet): "I feel like 'Fred' is a good name for a potato."
Nicole: "Music and food don't taste the same."
--> She was trying to say that once you fall for a guy, food and music just aren't the same anymore.
"One reported feeling orgasm in the phantom foot as well as the genitals--and enjoyed it intensely (Ramachandran & Blakeslee, 1998)."
-- p. 144 of Biological Psychology (10th Edition) - Kalat
"Sexual motivation was unaffected, although damage to the cerebellum presumably would have made copulation awkward."
-- Research in Psychology: Methods and Design (4th Edition)
"People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is that they have the power. You want to see a miracle? Be the miracle."
-- God (from Bruce Almighty)
Student: "Now that you have your degree, what are you going to apply your psychology to?"
Natalie Portman: "Messing with people."
C: "We should drink but have a sleepover so we don't have to worry about driving."
J: "Yeah. And then we can get wasted."
C: "Julie!"
J: "Moderately!"
C: "I don't think it's possible to be moderately wasted."
*Part of the funniness of this is that J is the last person you'd expect to say something like that. haha!
Corrie: "I think sex is hilarious."
Blake H: "I love it!"
[We were both talking about sex as a topic]
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