My Grandma is Hilarious

Mom: "What about Hiroko?"
Grandma: "Hiroko doesn't have a mother."

::Corrie sneezes::
Grandma [looks up]: "What was that?"

Funny Quotes of the Day

New goal: Obtain a hula hoop and use it every day.

On to the quotes:
*Note: These are third and fourth graders.

Xiomara: "Help me write a sentence for this word ['awkward']."
Corrie: "Okay."
Xiomara: "I know: 'I told my friend after she came back from a party that she looked awkward.'"

[After an insulting discussion of how a student has a brain from KFC]
Jeremiah: "I have TWO brains."
Xiomara: "You got a half...of one."
Larry: "Nah...he has a chicken wing."

[Students argue and insult each other]
Nenechi (disappointed): "This is a Catholic school."
Xiomara: "Shut up, Nitch."
Nenechi (calmly): "Exactly."

Xiomara: "They have blankets in their trunk? They ghetto."