A Little Football?

I don't remember the exact words that the teacher was using, but here is the funniest thing I witnessed today at a school:

Teacher: "Jake said that they would watch a little football and then go home."
Kindergartner (thoroughly perplexed): "A little football?"

Someone was thinkin' a little bit too literally. LOL

Another Glee Quote

From "Blame it on the Alcohol"

Quinn: "There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black right now."
Brittany: "That is so racist."

Funny Awkward Academics

It's fun poking fun at them. I like funny down-to-earth professors the best.

This one professor/researcher presented his research to members of my program and was awesome (personality-wise). At one point, he stepped back and bumped into a cabinet and said, "Excuse me" and then said, "What am I talking about?" when he realized he was talking to a cabinet. LOL

More Testing Fun

Today I was about to test a first grader. While I was trying to determine on which test booklet page he was on, this conversation occurred:

Boy: "When are we gonna start?"
Me: "Pretty soon. I'm trying to figure out where you are."
Boy (in a cute voice): "I'm right here!"

Post # 100!

Yep. This is my 100th post. Here's my kitty. She likes covering her face while she sleeps. She makes me happy...when she's not scratching me, of course. Wow...such elementary-level sentences.

The Only Funny Thing in My Psych 101 Textbook

This was from my junior year of undergrad (the Spring 2008 semester), but I wrote this down and forgot about it until just now:

"Sexual motivation was unaffected, although damaged to the cerebellum presumably would have made copulation awkward." - p. 20 of Research in Psychology: Methods and Design (4th Ed.)

*Note: Psych 101 = The only required upper division psych course at UCB...the dreaded stats class that really isn't so bad...it's just a pain.

*Note 2: Apparently I already quoted this HERE, but oh well.

Lea Michele

I love Lea Michele's (from Glee and Spring Awakening) voice and personality. I really like the top part of this dress too (the bottom was feathery):



Lea Michele and Charice singing "Telephone" on Glee HERE.