More Gramma

I think there'll be a lot of Grandma quotes here. Here are some more from today:


::Mom says something about chopping off the penises of men who cheat on their wives::
Grandma: "How gross."

::I talk and laugh about how I couldn't kill a humongous spider because it suddenly disappeared::
Grandma (in Japanese): "She's laughing by herself."


That second one doesn't seem very funny written out.

Oh, Grandma.

Today:

Mom: "She's a witch!"
Grandma: "Everybody's a bitch."
Mom: "I said 'witch.'"

* Note: I think my grandma was mocking my mom by saying that my mom thinks everyone's a bitch, although it's weird because my mom doesn't call people bitches. lol

My Grandma is Hilarious

Mom: "What about Hiroko?"
Grandma: "Hiroko doesn't have a mother."

::Corrie sneezes::
Grandma [looks up]: "What was that?"